What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:59
True - how I loved my mum!
What! how could you do that?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Do you know what she said mum?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
How often do you watch the news on TV?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What do you mean son?
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.